How to Become Popular on Facebook

Lots of people want to be popular on facebook but approach it the wrong way. There is more to being popular on facebook than just being noticed. Follow the advice given and you'll be the most popular person in your network of facebook friends.

Take a picture of yourself
Choose a nice place, with good light, and use a good quality camera. . Wear nice clothes, wear make up and style your hair. Choose a cool pose. Smile or be serious. Look at the camera or somewhere else. Not very close, not far away. Take a lot of photos and choose the best. Then, use photoshop to make it more attractive. Add a photo for your cover, too. Something that expresses you.

Add Everyone.
You ARE popular so you need people to know this by becoming friends with absolutely everyone. Yes, that's right, people you have never seen before, people you see occasionally but never speak to and people you simply do not like. Just go mad and ADD, ADD, ADD! The old school caretaker who lost his job under mysterious circumstances, add him! That woman down your street who started the craze for vertical blinds, add her! The butcher's son with the prescription shoe and the smelly pencil behind his ear, YES! ADD HIM! Add everyone, You're THAT popular FFS!

Write very nice status.
-Not just nice. Don't copy others, write yours or write smarts and funny status. You will gain more likes.
-Comment on others walls. Write cute things like "This girl is amazing!", "Most beautiful person I know" or "love you<3". This way, they will like you.
-The most easy part: Facebook Boyfriends/ Girlfriends. If you like someone add him/her. Then, chat with him twice or more. You can ask him/her if he/she want to get married or be in relationship with you for fake. And thats it. Of, course, choose single guys/ girls.

Ask Questions That Will Make You Look Sexy and Alluring / Like a Rock Hard Casanova.
HER:
Craving candy floss right now. Anyone know where I can buy any from?

HIM:
Trippin' on fat burners. Real horny. Wot time does gym shut?
The possibilities are endless here. You can ask absolutely anything and the more stupid you appear, the bigger response you will get. It's cool to be dumb though isn't it?
Make Banal Personal Chit-Chat Public Information.
Everyone needs to see that you are living your life to the max...

HER:
Please can we have a McDonalds for tea tonight mum? with *tagged mum's name* at *a pretentious yet 'fun' sounding name for this person's house*

HIM:
Lend us a tenner mate with *tagged dad's name* at *salacious and sexist name for this person's house*

Share Every Private Conversation You Have Had in Real Life That Has Raised So Much as a Cackle.
Shehan Ragunadh: Have you seen Marian's hair?
Me: Yes, he looks like a pubic mound
Shehan Ragunadh : What's that?
Me: OMG WTF FFS PMSL LOL!

Participate in many opportunities.
Join as many interesting groups as you can. Add as many applications as are interesting and useful. Become fans as many things that you like, that is a great way to show your friends what you like. You don't want a bunch of profile junk. Take cool quizzes.

Be Different

During major events (a big news story, sporting event or the season finale of Downton Abbey, let’s say) posts tend to sound alike. Don’t be just another nattering voice on my feed. Give me a link to a cool 70s video or a link to some new app that’s truly rocking your world or maybe a photo of your cat in a tiny bunny costume. Hmm. Then again, scratch that. We don’t need more stinking

Check in Everywhere.
Wherever you are CHECK the hell IN! If you're sat in your bedroom just check in at a club and pretend you're there. If you're actually somewhere that you think is quite exciting check in and post a picture.
HER:
Check in: Harvey Nichols
Update: Just chillin' in Harvey Nic's
Photo: Er... you are clearly sat on a stool in the shoe department and you've still got your coat on. That won't do. Scrap the photo.

HIM:
Check In: Spearmint Rhino
Update: Up to my eyeballs in *derogatory term for female genitalia* #LAD
Photo: Just use that picture of you looking perplexed again or Instagram of a close up of a half full bottle of beer.
Make Up an Amusing Situation and Take a Photograph of Yourself.

HER:
Status: That awkward moment when someone fills your hairdryer with flour.
Picture: Girl pouting and covered in flour.

Make a Video.
Do something distasteful or dangerous or pretend you've lost a bet on film and give it a snazzy title that will attract attention like...

Dushantha drinking a glass of piss
Hiroshana snogging a tramp
or..
You won't believe what this girl did to herself with an oven fresh baguette in front of her whole class.

The title "I got bored" won't fool anyone, so scrap that and in no time you will be competing with the tampon girl and the countless kids who've set fire to their hair or cut through their hands playing the knife game. What's a missing finger when you have Facebook fame?

Tips

• Put 'like for a return' in your picture caption so more people will like your picture.

• Don't forget, to wish at everyone at his or her birthday!

• Join groups with your interest or with a lot of members. Make your group and invite friends, too.

• Login everyday for about 30 minutes or more if you can.

• Your profile information's must be original. Choose locations like Colombo or Mount Lavinia. Jobs like Durex" for 

• boys or "Pop Singers for girls. You can add your dream job, if you want. Also, write nice things about yourself.

• Ask questions about public ideas such as "Who will go to the Eurovision this year?"

• Play games but not a lot.

Warnings

• Don't call yourself FAMOUS. Don't be narcissistic.

• Don't write racist/politic or religion views in your status.

• Don't be mean! You have to be nice and kind with all.

• Don't write rude comments in photos or status of others and yourself.

• IF YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, but not too seriously!